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Welcome to Monologuing — your new favorite one woman show. Each week, host Mads Mitch delivers a mix of life updates, listener gossip, and unsolicited (and very funny) commentary, all with a dash of dramatic flair and a wink to the audience.
From petty workplace feuds to jaw-dropping personal confessions, nothing is too small or too salacious for the spotlight. It’s part performance, part confession booth, and part group chat you didn’t know you were invited to — all served with a comedic twist.
Take your seat, silence your phone, and get ready for a monologue that’s equal parts gossip column, comedy set, and standing ovation.
Episodes
Jun 30, 2025
Jun 30, 2025
1 hr 12 min
This week, we asked you to share your summer vacation horror stories—and wow, you did not disappoint. From travel disasters to trip-ending drama, we're reading your most chaotic tales from what should have been a relaxing getaway. Sunscreen can't protect you from this level of stress.
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Jun 23, 2025
Jun 23, 2025
1 hr 6 min
In today’s episode, we dive headfirst into the internet’s favorite moral battleground: Reddit’s Am I the Asshole? thread. From brides selling booze at their weddings to gaslighting coworkers, we read some of the juiciest, pettiest, and most unhinged AITA posts—and decide who’s the real villain. Spoiler: it’s usually everyone.
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Jun 16, 2025
Jun 16, 2025
1 hr 16 min
The sun is out, the tea is scalding, and our inbox is overflowing with gossip that could melt your SPF 50. In this very special June edition of listener submissions, you're spilling it all — from throuples gone wrong to murder (?!), and everything in between. It’s messy. It’s chaotic. It’s deeply unhinged. Just the way we like it.
Strap in, sip something cold, and prepare to question humanity — or at least your group chat.
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Jun 9, 2025
Jun 9, 2025
1 hr 13 min
Welcome to my officially solicited advice column! You wrote in with your dilemmas—ranging from breakups to existential crises—and I’m here to hand out wisdom like candy. Is it good advice? Who’s to say. Is it entertaining? Absolutely. Let’s unpack your problems (and maybe mine too) in this judgment-free, occasionally unhinged episode of Ask Mads.
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Jun 1, 2025
Jun 1, 2025
1 hr 1 min
We asked you to confess your silliest, most harmlessly toxic traits — and you delivered. From thinking you'd be the best surfer despite never having seen the ocean, to Googling the end of a movie 10 minutes in (because suspense is overrated), this episode is full of the quirks that make us laugh, cringe, and say “same.”
Tune in as we read your submissions, roast ourselves a little, and embrace the tiny toxic habits that make us delightfully human. No real harm done… probably.
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May 26, 2025
May 26, 2025
1 hr 25 min
This week, we have a rather lengthy (sorry lol!!) catch up from Mads, followed by a recap of season 2 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Then we get into your niche anxieties!!!! Sorry in advance for any new anxieties unlocked!
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May 19, 2025
May 19, 2025
1 hr 9 min
You sent us your juiciest, wildest, most unhinged gossip—and we’re reading it all. From petty drama to shocking secrets, this episode is a chaotic confessional straight from our listeners’ DMs. We’re laughing, gasping, and side-eyeing humanity right along with you. Buckle up, because some of y’all need to be stopped (in the best way).
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May 12, 2025
May 12, 2025
1 hr 16 min
For you or me? Who's to say! Today, you guys share the best thing your therapist has ever said to you, hence free therapy. Be well sisters.
Mental health resources:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists
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May 5, 2025
May 5, 2025
1 hr 1 min
No because why did you say that?? Today, you guys are sharing your "why did I say that?" moments with the class, and we all thank you for it! AND for the fabulous catch phrases that came from it.
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Apr 28, 2025
Apr 28, 2025
1 hr 12 sec
Today, we crack open the family vault — and it’s messier than a soap opera written by raccoons. Listeners sent in their most unhinged family secrets, and we’re reading them loudly. Secret siblings? Check. Grandma’s second (and third) secret husband? Check. Cousins who aren’t really cousins? Oh, you know it. Tune in for the drama, stay for our absolutely unqualified advice on how to survive your next family gathering without flipping a table.
Thanks for listening besties!
As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!
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